Streak of Insanity

Lol...all I can say is that its weird...

My mom was calling me to help set up the table for dinner (my family takes dinner at 5.30pm, me and my sis takes it sometime later), and I was learning, more like glancing at "Teardrops on my Guitar" and "Majesty", and then I waited for a while, then run down the stairs, I didnt a sorta weird move, like right hand on rail, body jumps so that I would land facing the direction I want (lazy me), so anyway, this time I jumped to high or something, and bamp, my left feet collided with the shelf. It hurt so much, but I was nonstop laughing. My elder sis made it worst when she tried to say "Feet dont have eyes", but ended saying "Teeth dont have eyes"...

So I was in pain, and I was laughing, and I watch on middle toe, and it began to bleed, lots of blood, and it was two parallel wounds, where it struck the shelf's edge. And I laugh even harder...and I dont even know why...I wanted to put a plaster on it, but everytime I see it, I would laugh again...so in the end, poor mom had to do it for me... And i was sitting down on the dining table (standing was a hard thing to do) to "reserve" food for me and my sis, and I was laughing throughout the process....am I insane?? Maybe I lost it for a while?? Exam stress??

Its finally come to halt now, but I would still burst out laughing sometimes...just to weird...

True Love?

True Love Tattoos offers you a brand new way to really express your love for that special someone. Don’t ink your skin like everyone else, ink your heart. Or as they refer to it, your soul-canvas. So, do you really love your partner as much as you say? Here’s your chance to prove it. A true love Tattoo is a relatively safe procedure thanks to years of uncompromising research. The operation takes less than 3 hours from choice of tattoo until you have a polaroid proof in hand, however, they strongly sugest that you bring someone to escort you home after surgery. The team is highly professional and fully educated, so far, they have performed over 500 successful operations without any major complications. They provide a wide range of styles from old school to Japanese. You choose the art, they put it on your heart. Some questions and answers of this: Q: Does the ink fade with time? A: There are case studies indicating that falling out of love may have a slight fading effect on the ink, apart from that, this baby is for life. Q: Can i still be a heart donor? A: Yes, you can. However, be aware that research suggest that the new owner of your heart tend to get an unexplainable crush on the person whose name is tattooed on the heart. Q: How will i prove to my loved one that i hounered him or her with a true love tattoo? A: You will recieve one polaroid picture of your tattoo on place, and also a video recording of the whole procedure. By the way, this video comes with a great soundtrack from new amazing rock band “Vikunja”. Q: Is it dangerous? A: It’s not totally safe, but remember, it can be even more dangerous not to express true love. Q: How long does it take? A: It depends on the art work. big hearted patients tend to take longer. Q: Is it dangerous if i have a high blood pressure? A: On the contrary, it make the colours shine brighter. Do not get a tattoo if you have a weak heart, are ink intollerant or if you’re not sure you’re really in love. avoid getting a tattoo if you have a newly broken heart. Let it heal for at least 3 months. Laser erase surgery is available but not recommended. They also supply a special divorce discount if you can prove your partner cheated on you. In some cases they recomend you to cover up your old tattoo with a new one, they are especially skilled in making football team crests. This satisfaction cost about 9 000$ to 12 000$ depending on difficulity of tattoo.

Im really skeptical of whether this is true or not, since the Q&A is kinda weird...so who would wanna get a tattoo on the heart anyway? Its not like you can rip your heart out and show it to your buddies...

Guy A:"Hey I gt a heart tattoo for you"
Girl B:"Show me"
Guy A: "Here's the Polaroid photo"
Girl B: "Its Photoshoped"
Guy A: *Rips heart out* "here..."

The "Dead" Shall Arise..lol

A premature baby declared dead by doctors at a hospital in Paraguay was found to be alive hours later when he was taken home for a funeral wake.

Jose Alvarenga said he had discovered his son was alive after he heard crying from the box in which he was placed.

The baby is now back at the same hospital's intensive care unit and reported to be in a stable condition.

The head of paediatric care at the hospital said a doctor had not properly checked the infant's vital signs.

"This is a very unusual case," Ernesto Weber told the AFP news agency, adding that an investigation into the incident would be carried out.

A doctor who works at the hospital's maternity unit said staff had tried to revive the baby for an hour before declaring him dead.

"His pulse was so low that it was undetectable," Aida Notario said.

According to medical records, the baby weighed only 500g (17.6oz).

The smallest on record was an American baby who weighed just 280g (10oz), born at less than 22 weeks.

Mike the Headless Chicken

This is really just to push down that picture in the previous post so that the first thing you see is not a girl in bikini

So about this headless chicken...

Well, its a ghost captured by a camera sometime ago near my house in the middle of the Australia Outback...yea, right...donoe why I do this a lot today...

Anyway, he used to live in Colorado, a farmer Lloyd Olsen, had his mother-in-law for supper(i know how that sounds...but meh...) so he decided to celebrate by killing it(the chicken, not the mom)...apparently, either the axe was blunt, or he had a bad aim, the head was only half decapitated (Nearly Headless Mike...^^) so anyway, the chicken survived with one ear, and his brain stem(thats equivalent to brain for humans, not judging by intelligence...lol)

And it survived!! It's fed a mixture of water and milk through an eyedropper, and small grains...occasionally, it chokes on its mucus, whereby Olsen would clear it using a syringe..it even put on weight, from 2.5 pounds at the time of beheading to 8 pounds at death. It earned the family $4000 per month (equivalent to $50000 in 2005 dollars)... This led to a series of beheading of chickens by people who attempt to create another Mike, although some chickens survive, they live for a maximum of 1-2days...

One night, while on a roadshow, Mike started choking on his own mucus, sadly, the family had left his syringe behind, Mike passed away(lol...) the following day... However, he lives on in some people's memory and hearts, iniating the Headless Chicken Day(3rd weekend of May) at his hometown of Fruita, Colorado

Dickson's Order

Dickson want to see that Red Alert 3's launcher looks like....so.... I saw this pic in the installation file, but I don't noe why mine doesnt have a proper launcher, its just white box, and then black screen, and then the EA thing....though Gavin's have...maybe its becoz I didnt copy it into the Red Alert 3 folder....*shrugs*

see, I told you he's a $7.80...(chikopek)

Manga...again...

Naruto - Naruto died of hypothermia while searching for the Kage Summit location.....yea, right...So anyway, at least Danzo's eye and arm thing is solved...he got it from Uchiha Shisui...totally forgot the dude...doesnt he look a bit like Obito? Maybe he's Obito's brother...could be younger bro... So Danzo "mind-controlled" Mizukage?? It seems that Ao is saying so...and Byakugan? I shud have known....Maybe be that's Neji's dad's Byakugan...talking about Eye Transplant...theres a research of HEAD TRANSPLANT going on....you got that right HEAD TRANSPLANT...it may be a gateway to immortality...since your brain's functioning and you kinda..."renew" your body's age.... So anyway, so did Danzo mindcontrolled the Feudal Lord to make him Hokage? For that matter, couldnt he mind control the Jonins to vote him in??

One Piece - EPIC....you can tell by the twin pages...all pages, except the third are in pairs...thats epic...what with the Man with the Strongest Slash (Mihawk) vs the Man with the Strongest Defence (Diamond Jose, 3rd Squad Captain)...and of course, 1st Squad Captain, Marco.... What with Tsunami being turned to ice, Beams being Deflected by Blue Flames, etc.... This is gonna be one epic battle...

Bleach - Barragan is so toasted, with the shot by Soifon, though I wouldnt count on Hachigen trapping Urahara, as for how he came in contact with Urahara, learning about Soifon's Bankai? perhaps it was before the exile, or maybe Urahara contacted the Vaizards before sending to Karakura, because I have no recollection of Urahara being on friendly terms with the Vaizards...

Heroes of Newerth: Advanced DotA

Its dota on an independant engine...yup, like how CS Mod of Half-life became Condition Zero and Source, so DotA is transforming from map into Heroes of Newerth...its a S2 Game production...and they do have permission from IceFrog to make it, though they have to change names, UI and stuff so as not to incure the wrath of Blizzard...so like in the video, Pudge(a Diablo name) the Butcher, became the Devourer...but basically, the map is the same, you can even see treants..
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So obviously, its no longer Sentinel vs Scourge, since does are part of Warcraft, and Heroes like the Naga, Lycanthrope will probably have a large model makeover, but still keep the same skill...Item name may also be change, and Hero background story will DEFINITELY be changed...