True Love?

True Love Tattoos offers you a brand new way to really express your love for that special someone. Don’t ink your skin like everyone else, ink your heart. Or as they refer to it, your soul-canvas. So, do you really love your partner as much as you say? Here’s your chance to prove it. A true love Tattoo is a relatively safe procedure thanks to years of uncompromising research. The operation takes less than 3 hours from choice of tattoo until you have a polaroid proof in hand, however, they strongly sugest that you bring someone to escort you home after surgery. The team is highly professional and fully educated, so far, they have performed over 500 successful operations without any major complications. They provide a wide range of styles from old school to Japanese. You choose the art, they put it on your heart. Some questions and answers of this: Q: Does the ink fade with time? A: There are case studies indicating that falling out of love may have a slight fading effect on the ink, apart from that, this baby is for life. Q: Can i still be a heart donor? A: Yes, you can. However, be aware that research suggest that the new owner of your heart tend to get an unexplainable crush on the person whose name is tattooed on the heart. Q: How will i prove to my loved one that i hounered him or her with a true love tattoo? A: You will recieve one polaroid picture of your tattoo on place, and also a video recording of the whole procedure. By the way, this video comes with a great soundtrack from new amazing rock band “Vikunja”. Q: Is it dangerous? A: It’s not totally safe, but remember, it can be even more dangerous not to express true love. Q: How long does it take? A: It depends on the art work. big hearted patients tend to take longer. Q: Is it dangerous if i have a high blood pressure? A: On the contrary, it make the colours shine brighter. Do not get a tattoo if you have a weak heart, are ink intollerant or if you’re not sure you’re really in love. avoid getting a tattoo if you have a newly broken heart. Let it heal for at least 3 months. Laser erase surgery is available but not recommended. They also supply a special divorce discount if you can prove your partner cheated on you. In some cases they recomend you to cover up your old tattoo with a new one, they are especially skilled in making football team crests. This satisfaction cost about 9 000$ to 12 000$ depending on difficulity of tattoo.

Im really skeptical of whether this is true or not, since the Q&A is kinda weird...so who would wanna get a tattoo on the heart anyway? Its not like you can rip your heart out and show it to your buddies...

Guy A:"Hey I gt a heart tattoo for you"
Girl B:"Show me"
Guy A: "Here's the Polaroid photo"
Girl B: "Its Photoshoped"
Guy A: *Rips heart out* "here..."