Friday, February 13, 2009

Couldnt Resist

Some more...

Orochimaru

A character in the anime/manga series Naruto. One of the 3 Legendary Sannin of Konoha; his teammates were Tsunade and Jiraiya. Parents are Voldemort and Michael Jackson. He gets the snake genes from Voldemort, and the molesting genes from MJ. He gives Cursed Hickeys (more commonly known as Cursed Seals) to underage children, and enjoys seducing them. His current lover is Uchiha Sasuke, whose former lover was Uzumaki Naruto. His servant/spy, Yakushi Kabuto, is jealous of Sasuke and the rest of Orochimaru's sex slaves (Mitarashi Anko, Kaguya Kimimaro, Tayuya, Sakon, Ukon, Jiroubou, and Kidoumaru), because they have all recieved Cursed Hickeys, and he has not. Orochimaru's former sex toy, Touji Mizuki, recieved a fake Cursed Hickey, and is emotionally scarred for life.
Explicit pictures of Orochimaru were inside the barrel that Uchiha Sasuke spent many episodes in before he came out to fight Uzumaki Naruto.

Itachi

The sexiest anime villain ever.

Uchiha Itachi slaughtered my family, but he's sooo cute, I can't stay mad! - fangirl

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